I popped out this afternoon to buy a Mother's Day present, and naturally ended up in the guitar department of Cash Converters. My Mum doesn't play, but I felt that the greatest gift I could give her this Sunday was the news that I'd bought a seventh guitar. My musical happiness means more to her than any box of chocolates.

Sadly, Cash Converters didn't have anything I was interested in (hence the box of Milk Tray she'll be getting tomorrow), but they did have this sign on the wall next to the second-hand guitars...


As Lisa will testify, I have been known to play Smells Like Teen Spirit. On the acoustic guitar. In a folksy kind of way. I think it's what drove her to drink.