I received a bill from Southern Water yesterday which featured this interesting little announcement...

The way they've put it, it's hard to tell if they're sorry for the misreporting, or just for the fact that they've had to give me 1.5% off my bill. I'm inclined to believe the latter.

But still, a 1.5% reduction! Woo-hoo! With the money I've saved from Ofwat's swingeing fines, I can treat myself to... oh, I don't know, a packet of crisps or something.

Anyhoo, I've got to dash. We're celebrating Mother's Day by taking Lisa's Mum for a slap-up lunch (portion of chips and a Coke) at Hove dog track. I know what you're thinking, but let's face it, she's old and easily confused by dates, so frankly she'll never know.