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Monday, July 23, 2012

It's a well known fact that there's nothing more dull than other people's dreams. It's also universally true that people who trust online dream interpretations are generally the kind of gullible fools who believe in fairies, Santa Claus and climate change. But that aside...

I dreamt last night that I visited the Grand Canyon and saw penguins. No, seriously. I was lying there at 3am wondering if I need to be sectioned. As a general rule, I've forgotten my dreams by the time I've walked three feet from the bed, but this one was so apparently random and ridiculous, I not only remembered it, but spent the day being bugged by the point of it all.

So I've just looked it up online. According to, "To see a penguin in your dream signifies that your problems are not as serious as you may think. It serves as a reminder for you to keep your cool and remain level-headed." meanwhile, states that dreams about canyons are linked to fertility, and that the "Grand Canyon is an archetypal expression of Mother Earth, and the aspect of mothering that can be overwhelming".

I think that's pretty conclusive. It's my subconscious telling me to keep my cool when Lisa goes into labour. So that's what I plan to do. After I've written to Father Christmas and made the most of this lovely global warming. I've made my bed...

... so now I just need to chuck the cats out, keep my cool, and lie in it.


Phil's Mum said...

Looks like I need to take Chloe away, as well as Shimmy, when the baby comes.  There won't be room for everybody in the basket.

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