I've just discovered I'm being talked about on the official Aqualung message board. This is kind of scary. Although someone from Houston refers to me as "PhilGardner.com", so that should be enough to throw people off the scent.

But still, I've already had three hits since yesterday evening as a result of this, so I think I'm going to forget the secret in the poet's heart, and aim my site at young music fans instead. After all, I'm barely out of my twenties, and I'm a close personal friend of Matt and Ben Hales. No really, I am.

Well ok, I'm not. But Lisa said my version of 'Brighter Than Sunshine' is better than the original. It's true, she did.

That was just before she said that drunk people would appreciate my singing.