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Friday, August 20, 2004

Top of the referral logs this morning is "eyebrow waxers, Fort Worth", which is great because I actually HAVE been to an eyebrow waxers in Fort Worth. Well, near Fort Worth. Ok, to be honest I'm not entirely sure where Fort Worth is, but I'm sure it wasn't far from the hair removal centre I visited in February. Not that I was having any hair removed, you understand. You wouldn't so much need a wax strip, as a lawnmower.

And it seems I'm not the only one. I've also had a search for "pictures of Wayne Rooney hairy chest". Does Wayne Rooney even have a hairy chest?? I know he looks like a gorilla, but even so. And more to the point, does ANYONE visit my website who's not looking for information on body hair???