Well I did watch the concluding part of 'Walk Away and I Stumble' last night. Obviously I don't want to spoil it for anyone who's recorded all three tortuous hours of the thing, and plans to ruin their weekend by watching it, but suffice it to say it went majorly downhill in the second half. Which is surprising, because frankly I thought it had already hit rock bottom on Monday night. It's hard to pinpoint precisely what the worst moment was - there were so many - but to be honest, when you have a scene where the daughter makes a mercy dash through a multi-storey car park on horseback, you know it's not going well.

But in more exciting television news, the official line-up for the new series of 'I'm a Celebrity' has been announced, and having been assured a few days ago by a certain someone (no names, but she's an expert on the legless) that both Dickie Davies and Ron Davies (can you see a pattern forming here?) were going to be involved, I can't help feeling a little disappointed. But at least we've got little Jimmy Osmond. I'm looking forward to seeing his face melt in the heat.

In the meantime, I can reveal that I've seen a glimpse of the future. I bought these in Tescos...


Oh yes, no more carrying heavy bottles of bleach up the steps of my flat - now I can make my own. The back of the pack says 'Safer to Use Than Liquid Bleach', and I agree. The tablets may look like Trebor Extra Strong Mints, but it's ok, I'm not going to leave them lying around. I'll be making them up into bleach and filling my old lemonade bottles instead.