Chloe's been a celebrity for almost a week now, so I suppose it was only a matter of time before she became embroiled in a national scandal. Frankly she's up to her soggy neck in it. Forget Jonathan Ross and Carol Thatcher. If you really want to cause offence, just mention Chloe on the national news...

This appeared in yesterday's Sun...


Viewers have complained, the top brass have got involved, and a rising star has been disciplined. And all because of Chloe.

I wonder what odds I'd have got ten days ago if I'd walked into Ladbrokes and asked to place a bet that my cat would be implicated in the next BBC controversy? Let's face it, it's not every day you read a tabloid news article which begins with "Furious BBC bosses", ends with "Sachsgate", and mentions your pet cat by name.

It's not bad going for someone who never leaves the house, drops tuna all over the carpet, and spends most of her life asleep on the sofa. If it carries on like this, she'll be dating Russell Brand by the weekend.