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Thursday, March 26, 2009

I spent part of this evening digging out some stuff to take with me tomorrow when I go to meet my maker. Well, the person who could make my career. Amongst it all, I found this important document...

It looks like I saved that certificate from drowning.
The particulars given on the back thereof state that more than a quarter of a century ago, I successfully swam a distance of 33 metres without the aid of water wings, flippers or an oxygen tank.

As luck would have it, the place I'm going tomorrow morning is about forty yards from my flat, so even if we're hit by a tsunami overnight, I should be able to make it.