Well, we're home, and I've weighed myself, so I've already lost quite a lot of time this morning coming round from that fainting fit and then trying to slash my wrists with a blunt pizza wheel. I've also had unpacking to do and shopping to sort out, in addition to taking Amelie to nursery and preparing for a visit to her new school this afternoon.

So there's not a lot of time for blogging, and the photo of Lisa on a horse will have to wait. But in the meantime, here's a postcard from the nursery's special envoy and everyone's favourite teddy boy, the international travel correspondent that is... DISCO BEAR!

Wish you were here.