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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Usually we just get people falling from the fourth floor around here, but not always...

Bush Satellite Dish
That's the latest Bush satellite dish. And it's a miracle I'm here to show it to you. I've been stuck in a lift since ten to six.

Usually I'm welcomed home by an array of dodgy council estate types accusing me of everything from drilling at night to smoking on the stairs, but not today. Today I just found myself trapped between floors for twenty minutes in a small, metal, coffin-shaped box with no mobile signal. If the emergency telephone hadn't worked, I'd still be there now.

But hey, it's not every day you get to have a conversation at shouting volume with three burly firemen who are trying to prise open a lift door and drag you through a hole near the floor. I wonder if Sally Morgan saw that one coming.


Dave said...

Use the stairs.  Better for your health.

a passer-by said...

better for your health... as long as you hold your breath and don't breathe in other people's cigarette smoke!