
She's hot stuff in more ways than one. But ignoring the health & safety implications of that pose, and the fact that she's already lost both an arm and a leg in some kind of industrial accident, that's Lisa wearing her Valentine's gift. The top and the cardigan are actually a cunningly designed one-piece, made for people who can't afford both. It means that if she wants to take off the cardigan, she'll have to go topless. Which in turn would afford everyone a view of her other Valentine's gift. And it's not a tattoo. Or a boob job.
In addition to the sexy clothing, I also gave Lisa a romantic DVD. Having considered 'Love Story', 'Gone With the Wind' and 'Casablanca', I eventually settled on 'The Wrestler' with Mickey Rourke. Lisa wanted to marry him when she was eighteen, so I thought I'd show her what she'd have ended up with.

As for our romantic feast, that was a roaring success. If you like morbid obesity. It's no wonder Cupid's so chubby. By the end of the evening, we'd eaten so many calories I could barely pick up the WeightWatchers calculator. Music might have been the food of love in Shakespeare's time, but in our house it's chocolate.
3 comments:
I assumed that Valentine's gift must have cost an arm and a leg - Lisa's!
And very nice she looks too!
'Nice' is such a bland word.
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