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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Is it just me, or is there something different about this place..? I can't quite put my finger on it...

But talking of things which look different...

Short Fat Hairy Legs
I think I may have missed a bit. Her leg's the same width as her body. But hey, it works for Nicole Richie.

Anyhoo, when I'm not eyeing up my cat's short, fat, hairy legs, I'm spending last night on the fringes of Hove, where Lisa and I baby-sat her three nephews while their parents went back to school for remedial lessons. Or a parents' evening. One or the other. The highlight for me came about half an hour into the adventure when Nephew Number Two announced in a determined voice "I want to kill Lisa!". I told him I know how he feels, and advised him to go and lie down until the urge passes, before realising they were playing Metroid on the Nintendo and he'd just blown her up with a death bomb. It seemed to give him quite a lot of pleasure though. I might try it.