I've finally found a job with the kind of hours I'd like to work. This one comes courtesy of the Jobcentre (sorry, Jobcentre Plus) website:


1.76 hours a week. By my calculations that's 105 minutes, which works out at 21 minutes a day. I reckon I could manage that. They're even offering a pension. You wouldn't want to be late though, or you'll miss your whole day's work.

Of course, it could be a misprint. They could mean 176 hours a week. Which is about eight more than I'm willing to work.