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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Lisa asked me to cut her fringe for her last night. I'm no Salvadore Gutierrez, but I've trimmed a few cats in my time, and I like to do my bit to help others more hairy than myself, especially at Christmas, so naturally I agreed.

It didn't go quite according to plan, but the good news is that within an hour or so she'd calmed down and apologised for hitting me. Ironically she claimed that my good deed with a pair of scissors was the more serious assault, but I'm not sure that would stand up in a court of law.

Anyhoo, it's all resolved now. We've agreed to say no more about it, and as a gesture of goodwill I've waived my fee and offered to buy her a hat for Christmas.