I haven't voted on a TV reality show since 2002, when, in a moment of weakness, I panicked and voted for Will Young in the first series of Pop Idol. But all that is about to change. If Peter Andre isn't crowned King of the Jungle in a week's time, it will be a travesty of the highest order. The man's an all-round entertainer, and I haven't enjoyed laughing at someone so much since the last Eurovision Song Contest. We're even starting to think alike. As he said on tonight's show, "You know what really bugs me? I've sold over two million records".
Yeah, that really bugs me too, Pete. And I'm with you on the singing lessons as well.