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Saturday, February 21, 2004

My gastronomic tour of Texas is coming to an end. We returned to Grapevine Mills last night and paid a visit to the Cold Stone Creamery, an ice cream parlour where you choose a flavour, then choose an 'add-in', and they mix it up for you on a cold stone slab. I chose cheesecake ice cream with chopped up Snickers bars. Which I'm sure can help weightloss as part of a calorie controlled diet.

We also went to the Neiman Marcus outlet store, where I found an Armani leather jacket reduced from $2250 down to a mere $560. I wanted to buy it, but Big Sis objected on the grounds that it cost $560. She was clearly missing the point, which is that we'd be saving $1690.

Anyhoo, we leave for Dallas Fort Worth Airport in a little over half an hour, which is probably just as well, because if I stay in this country much longer I'm going to be the size of a hippo. I won't be able to look Alison from Big Brother in the eye next time we meet.

I'll be back in the UK Sunday morning. And I expect you all to be at the airport to meet me.