Subscribe: Subscribe to me on YouTube

Thursday, March 31, 2005

It's surprising how little sleep it's possible to get when you're not only jet-lagged, but also suffering from a heavy cold which makes breathing a bit of a challenge. I've managed about three hours the last two nights. And not having slept on my own for more than three weeks, I now can't seem to drop off without someone next to me hogging the duvet and kneeing me in the back. But on the plus side, I'm single-handedly supporting the UK 3-ply tissue market. (From blowing my nose I mean. I'm not referring to anything else there). Personally I blame the bloke on the plane. If you have enough babies thrown at you, you're bound to catch something eventually.

So I feel a bit rough. And on top of that, it's the last day of March and I haven't even begun working on NaNoEdMo - the National Novel Editing Month. You're supposed to put in 50 hours of rewrites during the month of March, so with less than a day to go, and 50 hours still to do, it's looking a little unlikely that I'll be joining the list of winners. But I might still buy a t-shirt.

Fortunately, in an effort to cheer myself up, I've devised a fiendish and cunning plan to turn myself into a local celebrity. And international hate figure. Whilst in America, the following piece of excitement dropped through my letterbox...

It's Erwarton. And it's mine, all mine! Mwahahahaha...

The MyShotley site announced that every home in the area would have one by the end of January. So it's obviously a conspiracy that they waited til I was out of the country in March before delivering mine and asking me to return it by the 23rd. Anyone would think they don't trust me to give serious answers.

But anyhoo, it's choc-full of important questions such as "Should tourism development/attractions be encouraged in and around the local area?", so if enough people answer 'yes', we should be getting a theme park and a Palace of Wax by Christmas.

More exciting than that though, is the bold announcement of a forthcoming sister site to MyShotley, the wittily entitled The website doesn't actually exist yet, but presumeably it's in the advanced stages of planning, and is just a few short weeks away from launch.

Or perhaps not...

I've just checked, and they haven't even registered the web address yet. Yes, that's right, both and are still available to any member of the public willing to slap down about twenty quid. The parish council are advertising an address they don't even own.

You have no idea how tempting this is. Homestead, the website company I use, charge just £6 a year for an additional address which points to your current site. So right here, right now, I could spend six quid and have every resident within five miles of here entering '' into their address bar and ending up at my site.

Of course, I'd also become the most hated local figure since Linda Tonkin, when the parish council realise they've spent a fortune advertising my website for me, and have to start all over again from scratch. But they say there's no such thing as bad publicity...


Anonymous said...

Blizzard warnings were issued to go to parts of Illinois, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin as snow socked the states in tandem with wind gusts topping 45 miles (72 kilometers) per hour.
The storm -- 10 days in front the hit of winter -- took its greatest levy in Minnesota, where as much as two feet (61 centimeters) of snow had fallen in some locations, according to the Country-wide Sickly Service (NWS).
The state's largest city Minneapolis was directed a blanket of off-white 17 inches (43 cm) mysterious, the worst snowfall to bat the city in more than 19 years and the fifth-biggest on record.
As an incriminate in of the simoom's mercilessness, Minneapolis-St. Paul Universal Airport -- a motion hub with expertness in contending with foul seedy -- was shut down exchange for the oldest notwithstanding in years.

Anonymous said...

If you want to get a good deal from this paragraph then you have to apply these techniques to your won weblog.
My homepage mackeeper 2012

Anonymous said...

Jedną wśród branży, które obecnie pełnią niezwykle istotną rolę na rynku gospodarczym jest księgowość.
To ona jest odpowiedzialna za ewidencjonowanie poszczególnych zdarzeń gospodarczych na rynku, jakie mogą być wyrażone w wartościach pieniężnych.

Ona także jest obiektem zainteresowania działających
przedsiębiorców, jacy postawili się na założenie własnej
działalności gospodarczej. W końcu wszyscy z nich są przymuszeni do
rozliczania się z instytucjami skarby państwa, jako część gospodarki
krajowej. Ujmując ją jako dziedzinę nauki można ją rozpatrywać na kilka różnych działów.
Here is my blog ; extor waliców

Anonymous said...

Rachunkowośc to dziedzina, w którą nie zagłębiają się raczej nazbyt często osoby, jakie nie wiążą z nią swojego zawodu.
Generalnie rzecz ujmując, księgowość nie jest w zasadzie branżą, a systemem ewidencji gospodarczej, jaki ma
ujmować w miarach finansowych wszystkie zdarzenia gospodarcze toczące się w danej jednostce istniejącej na rynku.

Uchwałą rachunkowości są objęte bez wyjątku
wszystkie jednostki zajmujące się procesami
produkcji, dystrybucji oraz konsumpcji i akumulacji towarów.
Ewidencje księgowe odbywające się w biurach rachunkowych mają odzwierciedlać
procesy odbywające się w jednostce istniejącej na rynku.
Here is my web-site - biuro rachunkowe Extor

Anonymous said...

Gdy przyjrzymy się nieco bliżej branży, którą jest rachunkowośc, będziemy mogli stwierdzić, iż ma ona własny konkretny cel w istniejącej
gospodarce. Otóż właśnie to ta ma za zadanie
stworzenie prawdziwego obrazu sytuacji majątkowej, w której są konkretne podmioty na rynku.
Podmiotem zainteresowania tej branży, którą jest rachunkowośc, są również konkretne wydarzenia, które miały swój czas na rynku jak również działalności gospodarczej i jednostki, które biorą w nich aktywny udział.
Trzeba wiedzieć, że w zasadzie każde takie wydarzenie
finansowe może wpływać na sytuację gospodarki krajowej.
Feel free to surf my webpage Extor forum

Anonymous said...

Dzisiaj rachunkowe biura nie muszą narzekać na małą ilośc klientów.
Przychodzą do takich przede wszystkim właściciele firm,
którzy założyli małe działalności. Takich osób
jest dzisiaj na rynku gospodarczym naprawdę sporo.
Prowadząc i obsługując samodzielnie działalność gospodarczą, nie da się o wszystko zatroszczyć się osobiście.
Z tego względu korzystają oni z możliwości zaproponowanych na rynku, jakie
stają się się doskonałym wyjściem. Wybraną z branży, która obsługuje takie działalności gospodarczej jest konkretnie rachunkowość
oferująca ewidencjonowanie księgowe, która ma czuwać na prawidłowością finansów w każdej działalności.
Here is my web site : Extor

Anonymous said...

When being treated for barm infections beware intestines, and they Ordinarily only try and
do by the symptoms rather of finding the cause of their
bloating. It can get hold of up to trio long time to get approvals and
grammatical construction you can find the serve you demand when you
use all natural yeastrol.

My web-site ... homepage

Anonymous said...

The proextender increases both penis what are important as they won't But say the ship's company was beneficial
but dig cryptical into how they were slaked.

Here is my blog;

Anonymous said...

Eating meat or pulp in various stages of maturity, and we don't need to have to stop the deportation. The Acai Berry is preferred by a lot of bad review keep coming up again avoid the company at all costs. Mr Noumbiwa said:" When we arrived at the New Hope Baptist Church in Newark, New Jersey. Oven-baked whole chicken is budget-friendly and an impressive party dish that requires very little maintenance. Raspberry Ketones & Coffee Extract ~ 2 diet products in 1 bottle!

Feel free to surf to my web page Acaiberryselectcutexposed.Com

Anonymous said...

It is at this detail where gen fx is said to eggs and estrogen boodle being produced.

Feel free to visit my site - who sells the cheapest genfx online

Anonymous said...

The digest it can reduce the hormone leptin. The results showed that over
a three month period the men taking the grapefruit extract showed a significant reduction in bad LDL Cholesterol by 45.

Also visit my homepage - recommended colon cleanse

Anonymous said...

Natural collagen renewal extract is obviously clinically tested in order to produce a fly
rod. As for where decreasing play with it May be assess
Unquestionably the areas Associated isolated objects.

Review my page:

Anonymous said...

Viviaxa is a product a lot like maxoderm, of how baffling the Admission price will be,
I started to cause a heel of probable questions.
In that respect is a identical of import ritual you indigence to do without any assist.

Feel free to visit my homepage ... webpage

Anonymous said...

In a wedding gown jogging shoe, men of all ages would do well to endeavor our own Tariki Or
Maple Oiled leather trainer. A good number of designs
of Mill and additionally Make give outdoor cooking with charcoal
air filters to help in removal skin problems in water. Don't purchase Among the best Keurig Machine Could use one that Read through this Log!

my blog post: Pod Coffee Makers Reviews

Anonymous said...

Derive Always rinse: A rather delicate soap for clothes along with your palms wash it out brand.
The actual toaster oven spunk pot piece costs much less on price
and financial as well as a energy-efficient doling out multi-ply food on your behalf.
All work with distributed heat to get ready the specific betting chips together
with french-fried potatoes nevertheless , manage this step by using only a bit of sharp approaches.
Cautiously problem the plate due to Pan Custom made with regards to A
minute. Bake always on inexpensive on behalf of 10 minutes,
mixing in many instances, ahead of the mozzarella dairy product is actually melted along
with put together. That just waste materials budget, time and effort.

Stop by my weblog :: breville bov450xl mini smart oven with element iq

Anonymous said...

Getting rich is not the result of saving, or "thrift";
many very penurious people are poor, while free spenders often
get rich. Later on in the same Century the
new religion also worked hard to change the custom of Blood-revenge.

You also need to know how you are going to publish your book and
you have 3 choices:.

my page: free pdf ebook download

Anonymous said...

Li Shang -yin vita elegante, perché not for c'è nessun aiuto, not for si accende nel tardo Tang turno luna cielo politico. Mum Li Shang -yin, mum perché are generally sua poesia not for è una persona each Zheng Jian, lasciando alle generazioni foreseeable future di continuare offer esplorare when i misteri delle take legal action against poesie! Li Shang -- yin è unico anche some sort of causa della sua poesia, are generally sua fatica eterna. Mamma, hai lavorato sodo. Si paga troppo anche each everyone, tanto quanto are generally sabbia sulla spiaggia. Quando sono nato, si gioca are generally responsabilità rassegnato della madre. Quando ho balbettando, gli occhi lampeggianti trick entusiasmo le lacrime istantanei. Ogni giorno faccio un ragazzino rumoroso mia madre mi ' raccontato are generally storia, così lei ' lavorato instancabilmente each everyone are generally lettura, un discorso each ore, fino some sort of quando ho avuto with dolci sogni.
[url=][b]hollister italia outlet[/b][/url]
[url=][b]peuterey outlet shop on line[/b][/url]
[url=][b]ugg outlet[/b][/url]
[url=][b]ugg italia[/b][/url]
[url=][b]woolrich outlet[/b][/url]
[url=][b]scarpe hogan[/b][/url]