![Sideshow Bob](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOKYhOt0GFbBgmYBImrLMfD8FjkSeRhscPgP-bTnywz0zeO8t1GbBcnO8JhbHcYhaq7BJW_KyhUO35HIxX169Ko5e6Dxazu2XLW7gkI3olWUHVG0GBBIgnBVlBVkrUT3jtXP0h/s400/sideshow+Bob.jpg)
Unfortunately, aside from the fact that my name's not Bob, supervisory experience is apparently essential, and unless you count baby-sitting cats and nephews, both of whom disobey my orders, throw up all over the place and try to eat all my food, then I don't have the necessary qualifications. Although judging by most of the people who operate sideshows on the pier, experience in a supervisory role means anyone who's been the subject of a supervision order in their teens.
But fortunately I'm not interested in leaving people dangling 120ft above the sea for a living, because I've found something far more up my street in today's paper:
![At Home With the Body Piercers](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpCTLWodb4_jQQw1ohzg7v3EJgDcmfVcEE4oIhvI10r2wrvgMM6Wjc5TzmUN4pOmYiWT_OeDcx0QHa-I265ru-J9tuahtbFzYrOreNbdvo7vGJvOsQ34W76cAqUgi8oL2PoC4z/s320/body+piercing.jpg)
Forgive my ignorance, but how the heck can you "study in the comfort of your own home"? Don't you need someone to practise on? Admittedly I once pierced my cat's ear with nothing but a pair of electric clippers and a lot of enthusiasm, but that was an accident and I'm not sure she'd let me do it again.
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