With less than two weeks to go until I begin my new job as a Retinal Screener, the Argus have published this report on page 2 of today's paper...


It features this bit of information...


So the team I'll be joining on the 1st of June have achieved a 100% record of success for the year leading up to my appointment. Let's face it, there's only going to be one person to blame for next year's figures.