I bought my cat some special eco-friendly tuna on Tuesday, which claims to have been "fished by pole and line" (presumably meaning caught on a rod, rather than by someone from Poland). It's the ultimate in environmentally responsible Skipjack tuna fish (or as the Americans call it, "chicken of the sea").

And will she eat it???

No she will not. So I've just had a tuna sandwich for lunch, and it's back to the dolphin-catching trawler boat for Chloe. Sometimes I don't know why I bother.

Talking of cats, I've just received word that Lorraine has stated her intention to catch up on my blog in the near future. So I'd just like to say that looking after Timmy last month was a constant joy, and I've never met a more lovable and well-behaved cat. I was also more than willing to go and look for him when he went missing, and it was Lisa who said she hoped he wouldn't come back.

I'm off now to delete a few blog posts from the May archive...