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Tuesday, June 07, 2011

I'm sure Google are basing their adverts on me...

Let's face it, this blog is basically one long love-letter to Amelie. I've even dressed her as a leopard. And as the video says, "One day we'll look back at these together". Which is the point when she'll take out a super-injunction and have me barred from her life.

But until that day, I'm pleased to report that she's still giving me expert advice on my foot. She asked me this morning which heel was my bad one, so I pointed out that I was standing on one leg at the time like a fat flamingo, and told her it was the other one. It prompted an impromptu examination, and the following conversation:

Dr. Amelie: I'm looking at it.
Me: Yes, you look at it for me. What do you think?
Dr. Amelie: [after careful consideration] It's just nice.

Which is encouraging news. Unfortunately I hadn't taken my shoes off at that point, so either she's demonstrating extraordinary x-ray vision, or her diagnostic abilities need to be taken with a pinch of salt. The way my foot's still hurting, I think it might be the latter.


Phil's Mum said...

I think she has both x-ray vision and vision for the future, when your foot really WILL be nice!

Dave said...

Of course, looking on the bright side, with your diet you'll probably get diabetes, and then the NHS can whip the foot off for you, which will solve that problem.