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Monday, June 13, 2011

Speaking as a Syrian lesbian in Damascus who goes to great lengths to make this fake blog of a British straight guy in Brighton seem convincing, I'd just like to say how annoying it is that I don't get the attention I deserve.

But that aside, I was in Crowborough today (at least I say I was), where they appear to have started a new religion just for Amelie...

Messy Church
Fortunately they've clarified the situation by stating that the Messy Church with 'messy activities' is actually "Very informal". Presumably in case people confuse it with an Officers' Mess, and turn up in a bow tie and waistcoat.


Phil's Mum said...

You wouldn't think somewhere like Crowborough would ever be messy!  But somebody has the needs of Amelie and her cronies at heart!

Dave said...

I think the word 'breakfast' was aimed at you.