I'd just like to apologise for outrageously forgetting to mention in my last post the stunning musical performance I was subjected treated to last night. If you think you've heard 'London's Burning' performed to perfection, then think again. You haven't really heard it until you've heard it performed by Lisa on the recorder. She's somehow managed to create a truly unique musical interpretation of an old classic.

Naturally I couldn't keep something like this to myself, so I insisted on making a recording of this event to share with the world. Yes, it's true, you too can have a little bit of Lisa in your own home, by simply downloading 336k of musical genius onto your computer. Click on the link below to be transported instantly to a high-speed, high-traffic internet download site, where (for a limited time), you can obtain this recording for free. (Though obviously if you want to send me money, I won't object. I'll use it to develop Lisa's career, I swear).

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Lisa.