I've decided to turn over a new leaf and actually write something constructive in the next seven days. You never know, it could happen. How this fits in with the fact that there's horse racing on the telly this week though, I don't know. But having made £40 yesterday, I'm sure it makes sense to leave my life as a successful gambler, and turn instead to a quality piece of writing which will no doubt earn me nothing. It's art which matters, not money. God, what a charade.

So in lieu of a lengthy blog post, I'll make do with a picture of a nun on the internet.